After almost 5 months of living homeless, I have finally moved into an apartment.
I can't believe all the shit that I had in the storage shed. The amount of crap that I keep hauling from one place to another is simple ridiculous.
Insurance? For what, my piles of junk.
Books? Why the hell is there a big, super heavy box containing a full set of the World Book encyclopedia? I can't even guess the last time I used an actual book to reference something. Hell, I don't even remember when I actually kept a phone book around. Do people still use these reference materials? Damn, if it isn't online then it never existed. Maybe these books are for when the internet goes down, god forbid. Oh wait, I have backups...Comcast, Sprint Broadband, and the iPhone's AT&T Cell Data Plan. Maybe I don't need all these methods of getting online...
Anyways back to all those freaking books...maybe I should have a good old fashioned Farenheit 451 bonfire. Hmm, could be a reason to have a party. "Come on over, have a few drinks, and roast some marshmallows over the burning pile of books!" Yeah, no.
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Oh yeah?! What if a giant magnetic comet flies toward earth getting caught in its gravitational pull and erases all of the computers. Then one day maybe you want to look up whether or not gerbals mate for life. Oh but wait! You burned all of your encyclopedias in a giant book burning party back in 2010. Then what will you do? Huh?!
Thats what I thought!
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